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THIS NEWS REPORTER :  WORDS OF THE DAY : " invention "
( a tool or machine which has never been made before ) " check out " ( TWO MEANINGS : look at AND : leave a hotel )
HEY INVENTION LOVERS !! Check out these crazy new inventions:
WORDS OF THE DAY :
" tongue " ( [ tung ] The soft pink muscle in your mouth is your tongue. )
" taste buds "
( On your tongue, you have lots of little dots. You use them to taste food. )
" Dymocks "
( a famous bookstore in the city )
" poo "
( If a man sits down on the toilet, he does a 'poo' )
DID YOU KNOW :
Butterflies have taste buds in their feet !!
They can taste the flowers more quickly !! Imagine if you could taste with your feet !!
JOKE OF THE WEEK :
I like to read while I'm having a poo.
Now the staff don't let me into Dymock's any more !! ( HA HA !! ) DON'T FORGET :
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